| Picture House lyrics
Fan Club lyrics
(Maitland)
Hey hey, happy man, smiling as he leaves the book store
Carrying his carrier bags all bulging wide
Such a lucky man, such a lot to line your shelves with
Starts to hurry so that he can get
Inside
Each book it overflows with violent murder
That he can read about in bed when he gets home
It chills him to the bone
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'cos he loves Jeffrey Dahmer
And he loves the son of Sam
And he loves reciting segments
From 'The Silence Of The Lambs'
And he worships Charlie Manson
Wishes he was Eddie Gein
He's a member of the fan club
For the criminally insane
Hey hey, smiling man, smiling, leaves the local art house -
Just seen 'Henry' for the thousandth time
Don't walk - he skips along, calls in at the old newsagent
To see if his magazine's come in on time
It has a label screaming: ADULTS ONLY
And lovingly details all the latest gruesome crimes
He laps up every line
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Hey hey, happy man, smiling while his aunt & uncle have
Fun force-feeding him with tea and cakes
Glibly sipping sits, mind-undressing antique figures
Briskly stiffens when he hears his aunt y say:
";well, ain't that awful about that girl being murdered";
His uncle nods and bellows: ";string the bastards up !!";
Our man just grips his cup
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Other Picture House lyrics:
15th Time lyrics
Cup Of Life lyrics
Do I Believe You lyrics
Empty Nest lyrics
God Won't Mind lyrics
I Know Better Now lyrics
I See The Sun lyrics
Jade (Dangerous Stone) lyrics
Moments Like These lyrics
Slide lyrics
Worldwide TV lyrics
Free To Love You lyrics
It's Not Too Late lyrics
All The Time In The World lyrics
Got To Let You Go lyrics
Life Goes On lyrics
Love In The Streets lyrics
Me Myself And You lyrics
Midas lyrics
Raining Stones lyrics
Bring The House Down lyrics
Do't Believe Me lyrics
Fear Of Flying lyrics
Heavenly Day lyrics
One In A Million lyrics
Only A Friend lyrics
Somebody Somewhere lyrics
Sunburst lyrics
Thanx lyrics
The World And His Dog lyrics
You And I lyrics
A Thousand Years Of Evolution lyrics
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