| Tha Alkaholiks lyrics
   Last Call lyrics   Intro: Bartender and J-Ro 
 
Yo last call, last call, last call for alcohol! 
At two, you're through! 
 
{J-Ro} Ay bartendah!  Bartender! 
{Bart} Yo whassup man 
{J-Ro} Ay man, man let me get a... rummmmm an coke 
{Bart} Yo man don't you think you had a little bit too much to drink 
{J-Ro} Ay just let me get one more man 
{Bart} Yo man I'm lookin out for you man, it's your life 
{J-Ro} Man I'll hop over this motherfucker and get my OWN damn drink 
 
Hey niggy, what time it is... 
 
Verse One: Tash 
 
It's time to roll my sleeves, fuck a few MC's up 
Another rough cut, from the crew that won't ease up 
The Alkaholik click, AKA the forty downers 
Flips rhymes like Calvin flips fries and quarter pounders 
I never drink and drive cuz I might spill my drink 
I failed the breathalizer so they took me to the clink 
Niggaz earlin in the sink cause they can't fade the Cisco 
I'm from the old school but I never rocked a disco 
Loops from the group that, likes to smack the bitches 
Tha Liks is hittin hookers like a gangsta hittin switches 
Front, to the back, to the side, to the side 
And make you dance with these bitches but, no electric slidin 
And I'm about to flip, but first I'm bout to sip 
Off the forty ounce of brew that I was savin for the trip 
Back to the lab cuz all I do is bang cuts 
That's why I hang around my group like a dick hang with nuts 
 
Verse Two: J-Ro 
 
I push one two's when niggaz step on my shoes 
Oh you haven't heard the news I've been giving fools blues 
Manhandling chumps that step up, just to keep my rep up 
I push my fist through your grill 
I never became a gangsta, thanks ta, my skill 
on the nine inches of steel 
You ask me what the K's for, they don't mean nothin 
[ quot;K's for the way my dee-jay's kuttin quot; -- Schoolly D, P.S.K.] 
 
Chorus: Tash, group 
 
Last call y'all {call y'all} 
Call y'all {call y'all} 
{Last call, for alcohol} 
Last call y'all {call y'all} 
Call y'all {call y'all} 
{Last call, for alcohol} 
 
[J-Ro] Yeah... word 
[Tash] Alkaholik style nigga 
 
Verse Three: E-Swift 
 
Uh, I be one of dem niggaz known to drink a gang of brewskis 
Float like the wind, so all y'all can call me cool breeze 
Cooler than my man Morris Day in the winter 
The dope rhyme inventor, rockin shows at the center 
So pass the mic on the, down low 
Now go grab a forty from the liquor sto' 
And you don't stop {don't stop} and you don't quit {don't quit} 
Unless you're in the studio making wack shit 
 
Chorus 
 
[J-Ro] Yeah... that nigga Squid is in the house 
 
Verse Four: J-Ro 
 
I got a forty-four Mag with the clip (with a clip) 
So MC's watch your lip, cause I'm shootin from the hip ahh 
I rip like Oprah, in tight jeans do 
and splits a needle wrap a pair man because them shits is on the fritz 
It's crazy, a few MC's amaze me 
With this Alkie style of rock, Mr. Spock couldn't phase me 
Rhymin pays me, but I do it anyway 
Many say, AY, when it comes to rhymes you got plenty J 
I'm so cool I drink forty ounces of freon 
You never see me on the stage with a peon 
When we on the microphone it's like Jordan all alone 
We slam, competition, scram damn 
Can we get along  Nope. 
Switchblade to the throat to MC's who ain't dope 
Call me J-Ro the clepto, cuz I'm stealing to the jaw 
Of these half-baked rappers, trying to get raw 
 
Verse Five: Tash 
 
Soul in my strut, muscle in my hustle 
It's just a little something for them punks that wanna bust they little 
Def Jam Comedy, raps that make me crack up 
You better call the one-time and tell em send a backup 
Cuz I'm about to act up, I couldn't kick a verse 
J-Ro say he Got It Bad, so that mean I got it worse 
Check uno dos, crack a forty, make a toast 
Let me rip the instrumental and impress the West coast 
 
Chorus 
 
[J-Ro] Uhh... damn it feels like my bones is rattling 
       Uhh ohhh shit!  I'm outta here... 
 
       Ohh yeah, tell the sons of Jones to kiss my ass
 
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