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 I'm So Glad I'm Not Married lyrics
 
 Written by Kevin Bacon
 
 ";We want this to become the 'You're So Vain' of the millennium."; KB
 
 There's a line around the block, and it stretches a mile
 They're gonna pay good money to see your dazzlin' smile
 You got a come-hither look in your babydoll eyes
 And you got the kind of body make a man tell lies
 And when you're standing next to me, you do the little things you do
 
 I say, I'm so glad I'm not married, so glad I'm not married
 I'm so glad I'm not married, to you
 
 You're the center of attention everywhere you go
 Sittin' on the boys' laps puttin' on a show
 You get your clothes and your shoes and your drugs for free
 And God knows you've got a lot more money than me
 When you're bendin' over just to give us all a better view
 
 I say, I'm so glad I'm not married, so glad I'm not married
 I'm so glad I'm not married, to you
 
 You introduce me to your guy and you say your love is true
 Well he's a better man than I, 'cause he's got to live with you
 In the movie of your life, he is just an extra in it
 But baby, if you were my wife
 To have and hold, the truth be told
 I couldn't take it for a New York minute
 
 Now you're crying 'cause the paper printed something rude
 You say you never, ever, ever, ever touched that dude
 Well, it's the National Enquirer it can't be true
 But I'm not so sure they got it wrong about you
 You're feeling kind of tragic and your eyes get misty-blue (boo-hoo!)
 
 I say, I'm so glad I'm not married, so glad I'm not married
 I'm so glad I'm not married, to you
 
 
 
 
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 Getting There lyrics
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 It's a Rocky Road lyrics
 Not Born to Beauty lyrics
 Chop Wood lyrics
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 Strung Out lyrics
 City of Fear lyrics
 Angelina lyrics
 Paris lyrics
 Grace lyrics
 Don't Leave the Lava Lamp on for Me lyrics
 Mother Fear lyrics
 Sooner or Later lyrics
 Heart Half Full lyrics
 Can't Complain lyrics
 Light the Way lyrics
 Summer of Love (Woodstock '99) lyrics
 She Is the Heart lyrics
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