| The Dresden Dolls lyrics
   Mandy Goes To Med School lyrics   ive been feeling dull as a coat hanger pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh 
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giddy as a gangbanger with a set of sutres where his magic johnson used to be 
 
yes i'll tell you just the thing you need to be the next big thing 
lets start in with a test of your intelligence and zest for recovering 
up and down and roundabout and out the back and keep your mouth shut 
tight the lights are staying out but no sweat ive got aim like a mack truck 
guess how many fingers ok guess how many more i can fit there 
guess right get the toaster but you know miss guessing gets you nowhere 
 
i've been baking cakes for the enemy 
i've been dying to find out the hard way 
ive been taking friends to the alleyway 
two down now but whos counting anyway? 
 
yes ill tell you everything you'll need to bring on our little surgery 
something you can bite on and your right hand on the gun marked "emergency" 
put away that hanger honey you have many other options 
how about a nine-month long vacation and a two-foot coffin 
 
i've been getting up close and intimate 
some close calls but im getting into it 
in some states i heard you can burn for it 
but ill burn that bridge when i get to it 
 
it's not a bad thing 
to get proffesional 
its got a nice ring 
mandy goes to med school 
 
yes ill tell you everything you need to get to fix that thing 
take two parts water one part gin and add a dash of nitroglycerin 
kiss your woes goodbye say hi to bliss ters on the backsides of your 
thyroid cysts annihilated with one twist of my trick scissors 
 
i've been taking tips from the government 
no trick mirrors in my establishment 
fifty bucks a month ought to cover it 
i've been getting real good at hiding it 
 
yes i am the next best thing to falling off a third floor balcony 
all my work is guaranteed to last the length of your recovery 
ever since my confidence was boosted by these blank prescriptions 
business has been booming and i seem to have made lots of nice friends 
 
ive been baking cakes for the enemy.. 
 
he is a nice man 
hes got the newest tools 
hes got steady hands 
and he goes to med school...
 
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