Sometimes he's just smiling, waving,
But inside this is what he is thinking . . .
I roam the city once in a while,
But how'd I know I'd end up in charge of all these people?
A moment of lucidity once in a while,
But these folks think I know everything
I love the city of Townsville and everyone in it
Wave and smile and walk on by
They might not tell my life is a lie
Between the evil geniuses and sleeping cops,
It'll take a Powerpuff Girl to make 'em stop
Thank goodness for the Powerpuffs
Bubbles, Blossom, and Buttercup make it easy to do my job,
'Cause I can't walk and chew gum at the same time
Miss Bellums says he's in his office working
But he's fast asleep on his desk drooling and dreaming
This . . .