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| South Park: Bigger, Longer Uncut (other tracks) soundtrack lyrics
Eric Cartman---Swiss Colony Beef Log lyrics
Thanks to Julia James for submitting
the lyrics
Stockings are hung on the chimney,
And the presents are under the tree,
And mama's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea.
Windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight,
But as I wander through this quiet house,
Something just doesn't seem right.
You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony Beef Log.
But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
There's no Beef Log to be found this year.
(No Beef Log)
Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log.
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along.
Mother tries to comfort me;
She says "Here, Son, have some eggnog."
I fucking hate eggnog, seriously.
But what do I see
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me!
Ah, ah, ah, Baby!!
Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
That's what Christmas is all about!
My prayer has finally come in a Beef Log baby!
Makes a little boy scream and shout!
Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony!
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!
Sweet!
Other South Park: Bigger, Longer Uncut (other tracks) soundtrack lyrics:
Mr. Hankey, With Stan, Kyle, Kenny, And Cartman---Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas lyrics
Mr. Ose---We Three Kings lyrics
Kenny McCormick Mr. Hankey---The Most Offensive Song Ever lyrics
The Broflofskis, With Eric Cartman And Stan Marsh---Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel lyrics
South Park Children's Choir---Hark! The Herald Angels Sing lyrics
Mr. Hankey With Kyle---Santa Claus Is On His Way lyrics
Chef---What The Hell Child Is This lyrics
Satan (Not The Hockey Player, The Dark Prince Of Evil) In Hell lyrics
Adolf Hitler---O Tannenbaum lyrics
Stan Marsh And Wendy Testaburger---It Happened In Sun Valley lyrics
Shelly Marsh---I Saw Three Ships lyrics
Kyle Broflofski With Special Celebrity Guest---The Lonely Jew On Christmas lyrics
Mr. Mackey---Carol Of The Bells lyrics
Juan Schwartz And The South Park Children's Choir---Dead, Dead, Dead (Someday We'll All Be) lyrics
Eric Cartman---O Holy Night lyrics
Mr. Garrison---Merry Fucking Christmas lyrics
Cowboy Timmy---Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo lyrics
Vitro---Mentally Dull Tank Remix lyrics
Joe Strummer---It's A Rockin' World lyrics
Meat Loaf Chef---Tonight Is Right For Love lyrics
Ween---The Rainbow lyrics
Ned Geblansky---Feel Like Makin' Love lyrics
Rick James---Love Gravy lyrics
Devo---Huboon Stomp lyrics
Mousse T. Vs. Hot---Horny lyrics
Elton John---Wake Up Wendy lyrics
Chef---No Substitute lyrics
Perry Farrell---Hot Lava lyrics
Mase Feat Puff Daddy And Lil' Kim---Will They Die 4 You lyrics
Chef---Simultaneous lyrics
Master P---Kenny's Dead lyrics
Eric Cartman---Come Sail Away lyrics
Rancid---Brad Logan lyrics
Chef---Salty Choclate Balls (P.S. I Love You) lyrics
Crystal Method---Nowhere To Run (Vapor Trail) lyrics
Primus---South Park Theme lyrics
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