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# | South Park: Bigger, Longer Uncut (other tracks) soundtrack lyrics
Kenny McCormick Mr. Hankey---The Most Offensive Song Ever lyrics
Thanks to Julia James for submitting
the lyrics
Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared,
He said, "You are to be the virgin mother"
And Mary thought that was weird.
Kenny: So he sat (Mmmmmppppppppph)
(Mmmmmppppppppph)
Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary,
"My child, have no fear."
Kenny: For you can suck all the dick you want...
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed.
Kenny: I know you'd like to play,
And suck right through the night,
Together: You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.
Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive
They were so very tired you see
Kenny: (Mmmmmppppppppph)
Mr. Hankey: She said she had no money
Kenny: And she needed a place to sleep
Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep
Kenny: Because, you can suck all the dick you want...
And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ.
Together: If there's no room at the inn
Its not considered a sin
Kenny: So suck my dick and get away from me.
[Laughs]
Mr. Hankey: That's right!
And three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch
Kenny: (Mmmmmppppppppph)
Mr. Hankey: But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
Mr. Hankey: Every one in the nation.
Kenny: Fellatio ain't no sin
So have a dildo three miles in
Mr. Hankey: And you'll still be a virgin
Kenny: To everyone gone down on Christmas.
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can take it from the ox and the lamb...
Mr. Hankey: And even the little drummer boy.
Folks will remember your name quick.
Kenny: For sucking the biggest dick.
Together: Because sucking dick bring peace on Earth and joy!
Kenny: Because sucking dick...
Mr. Hankey: ..bring peace on Earth and joy!
Kenny: You can suck my dick!
[Laughter]
Other South Park: Bigger, Longer Uncut (other tracks) soundtrack lyrics:
Mr. Hankey, With Stan, Kyle, Kenny, And Cartman---Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas lyrics Mr. Ose---We Three Kings lyrics The Broflofskis, With Eric Cartman And Stan Marsh---Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel lyrics South Park Children's Choir---Hark! The Herald Angels Sing lyrics Eric Cartman---Swiss Colony Beef Log lyrics Mr. Hankey With Kyle---Santa Claus Is On His Way lyrics Chef---What The Hell Child Is This lyrics Satan (Not The Hockey Player, The Dark Prince Of Evil) In Hell lyrics Adolf Hitler---O Tannenbaum lyrics Stan Marsh And Wendy Testaburger---It Happened In Sun Valley lyrics Shelly Marsh---I Saw Three Ships lyrics Kyle Broflofski With Special Celebrity Guest---The Lonely Jew On Christmas lyrics Mr. Mackey---Carol Of The Bells lyrics Juan Schwartz And The South Park Children's Choir---Dead, Dead, Dead (Someday We'll All Be) lyrics Eric Cartman---O Holy Night lyrics Mr. Garrison---Merry Fucking Christmas lyrics Cowboy Timmy---Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo lyrics Vitro---Mentally Dull Tank Remix lyrics Joe Strummer---It's A Rockin' World lyrics Meat Loaf Chef---Tonight Is Right For Love lyrics Ween---The Rainbow lyrics Ned Geblansky---Feel Like Makin' Love lyrics Rick James---Love Gravy lyrics Devo---Huboon Stomp lyrics Mousse T. Vs. Hot---Horny lyrics Elton John---Wake Up Wendy lyrics Chef---No Substitute lyrics Perry Farrell---Hot Lava lyrics Mase Feat Puff Daddy And Lil' Kim---Will They Die 4 You lyrics Chef---Simultaneous lyrics Master P---Kenny's Dead lyrics Eric Cartman---Come Sail Away lyrics Rancid---Brad Logan lyrics Chef---Salty Choclate Balls (P.S. I Love You) lyrics Crystal Method---Nowhere To Run (Vapor Trail) lyrics Primus---South Park Theme lyrics
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